Governor Mike Dunleavy’s 2018 campaign promise to
deliver a “$6,700 Permanent Fund Dividend” has been thwarted by an
administrative error, as apparent confusion over the acronym “PFD”
resulted in all Alaskans qualified to receive the 2021 check instead
receiving thousands of personal flotation devices.
Recent
changes to state treasury operations may be to blame for the costly
error. In recent months, a variety of state services have been slated to
be outsourced to businesses outside
of Alaska. According to a spokesperson for the Alaska Department of
Revenue’s Permanent Fund Division, a Florida accounting firm tasked with
distributing “PFD Checks” may have confused the acronym “Permanent Fund
Dividend” with “Personal Flotation Device.”
“It
is clear that an amalgamated allocation was allotted to appropriate
asset stakeholders, but asymmetrical inaccuracies equated an a priori
annualized error. Our analytical team is working to address an
alternative equity distribution,” said Department of Revenue
spokesperson Karen Smith.
The
total cost for the life jacket distribution is estimated at 400.8
billion dollars, or 326.8 billion dollars in excess of the total value
of all holdings of the state investment fund, leaving state finances in a
profound state of debt.
Although
the Permanent Fund Division has not yet released a formal plan for
resolving the error, policy experts agree that the error was caught too
late for a quick fix to be possible. One insider described the scene at
the PFD offices as “absolute chaos.”
“There’s
simply no way to fix this,” said the source, who spoke on condition of
anonymity. “We’ve looked at everything. At this point, pretty much all
of us are secretly browsing Craigslist for good deals on used boats.”
While
checks won’t be coming any time this year, Alaskans will get the option
to choose between three different styles of life jacket. The NRS Odyssey will be available for sea kayakers, while serious fishermen can choose the Mustang Survival Float Coat, and residents of Wasilla automatically receive the Onyx M-16 Inflatable Belt Pack.
A
survey was sent via text message to every Alaskan cell phone number
earlier this week to collect individual information on style and sizing
preferences. State officials emphasized that while the text may appear
to be a spam message, the survey link is safe to open and will not
result in a stolen identity.
Deliveries
of house-sized parcels of life jackets are already reported to be
clogging driveways and post offices statewide. As a long line of
container ships awaits to offload millions more life jackets at the Port
of Anchorage, Alaskans had mixed reactions to the news.
“No
trip to Vegas this year, I guess,” said South Anchorage resident Alfred
Asken wistfully as he watched dozens of delivery trucks roll through
his neighborhood. “Maybe I can use these things to finally insulate the
garage.”
Angela Bobber, director of the youth water safety program Kids Don’t Float, sees a silver lining in the situation.
“This
puts us in a position to ensure that all Alaskans have access to a
personal flotation device, and will go a long way toward making the
water a safer place for boaters, fisherman, and recreationalists of all
kinds. Plus, you’ll have enough of them left over to build a houseboat,”
Bobber said.
For
many Alaskans, the missed income could hardly come at a worse time.
Some recipients aimed to profit from the situation by listing their
excess lifejackets on eBay for out-of-state buyers.
“This
is as close as we’ll get to being able to monetize and export our
stupidity,” said Fairbanks resident Isaak Culls. “Might as well sell
these things while we can, since our other main export is still hovering
around a measly $60 a barrel...”
The
Dunleavy administration pivoted to highlight the upside of the
situation. “These are high quality life jackets that will go a long way
to make Alaskans safer on the water,” said Dunleavy spokesman Jeff
Turner.
A
press release late today from the governor's office stated that PFD
checks next year in 2022 will total at least $8,000 to compensate for
the error, adding the missed check from this year to the earlier
intended $6,700. The press release emphasized that the timing of the
record-sized checks is unrelated to Dunleavy’s likely re-election
campaign.
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